Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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