O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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