Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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