is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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