Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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