You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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