wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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