you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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