She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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