Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
false alarm. still invincible.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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