Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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