just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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