why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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