im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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