For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am naked and annoyed.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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