did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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