I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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