Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
