i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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