it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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