I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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