Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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