Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
