Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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