the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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