come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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