the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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