you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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