I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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