fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
