He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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