either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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