do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
foreskin is a definite game changer
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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