So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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