who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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