I skipped work to stalk him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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