just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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