He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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