all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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