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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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