I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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