I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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