why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Randomize
