Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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