This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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