in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
