i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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