one might say we're banned from that church
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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