when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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