I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm at about main and main street
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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