He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
bring money and cleavage
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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