I'm drive I can fine osifer
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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