Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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