: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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