Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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