I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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